Why HELLO, Hofit Golan!

Who, exactly, is Hofit Golan?

According to the trusty Internet search, she's an Israeli socialite. According to her commenting fans, she's "stunning and a TV presenter and spokes model [sic]" who "looks classy and sexy."

Well, I'd beg to differ:





Uh, I could knock the head petals, but I don't even have to. This garishness doesn't even fit well. But it did get her picture taken, so mission accomplished, probably.






And her shoes are great, which is probably why she wore them to yet another film premiere last month. This looks a little like a figure-skating-dress-turned-venus-fly-trap. But neither of these outfits holds a candle to the majesty that was her Cannes premiere dress:

She just saves these for the moments when no one's paying attention.